Adopt A WaterChild (AAWC)

*This Post Presented In English For The Thirsty And Deprived*



- This is Gianni
Everyone, say hello.





I recently met Gianni on my humanitarian quest to Austrailia to cover, well, their humanitarian needs, and mine, offcourse. (Damn, that Cooper is nice..)

Anyways, I stumbled upon this poor soul while he was begging for water in the mainstreet of Melbourne. He was holding a rainbarrel above his head that was dripping small amounts of a sort of fluid mass into his mouth. Apparantly, that was how he collected water. But as often as there was water hitting his tounge, it was kangeroo fur. You see, the kangaroos also have discovered this, one of the last, water-resourcess in Austrailia. But they often find themselves too scared to jump down again from the roofs. Thus, there now exists tree-kangaroos.


- The Mainstreet of Giannis hometown.
Where he used to play ball and search for water.



This whole thing, he told me, was to shed light on the harsh water shortage that Austrailia is living under. So, as you can see, to make him notice my empaty for him and his fellow australians I bought him a glass of water, and myself a Cooper. (Again: Damn.. That Cooper is nice!!)

After finishing my Alaska-temperatured Cooper I immediatly offered my sensire horror, when faced with this terrible story. My eyes at once fludded with teardrops. So I began dripping them into his rainbarrel, and from there into his mouth. He met my gently look with an face that only a kangeroo that just have been thaught how to climb would.

A truly holy moment.

After that lifechanging experience, for him, I decided to adopt him. Offcource not legally, but to make him my WaterChild. Serioulsy, I dont want him going around molesting all of my waterbarrels at home in Norway.

We reached an oral agreement that from the amount of one Imsdal waterbottle, I would in return get a refrigerator-applyable magnet with a picture of him on it.
That way, when I feel down and terrible, I can always catch a glimpse of a good deed in the making. And also feel better for my pure kitchen waterspring.

Thirstyness is not a burden anyone should bear.
Now:
Where is my Cooper??!!